Awesome Leviticus

Justin, our spiritual leader, was on a journey; he was in seek of the question. He brought his harpoon and took sail on his little raft.

The sea of death was rough and treacherous. The waves clashed and roared as the raft moaned against the water. For 300 years he journeyed through, fighting through the malaise of extreme coldness, hunger and old age. He had to eat his harpoon to stay alive.

Finally just as he thought he saw land, a whale emerged and broke the raft into two equal pieces. Justin was launched up into the air and cocked back ready to throw his harpoon, when realized: he had eaten his harpoon. He landed in the water with a splash that made the heavens shake, and the whale opened its mouth and was ready to eat Justin.

Justin had no idea what to do, so he closed his eyes. He heard a voice in his head and he felt a spiritual energy. Suddenly he knew what to do.

"AWESOME" he bellowed, and the clouds parted, and the sun came down on that very spot, and the whale, bewildered, swam away.

In fear of death he swam in the direction he believed was Awesome. Justin woke up on the beach of an unknown mystical island. The island was covered in mystical mist.

Then a beam of light was seen. The beam of light split the mountain in half. From the rubble emerged a gold covered book.

Out of the mist appeared the Boy. The Boy led Justin throught the mystical mist to the book.

Justin could not explain the feeling, but he suddenly felt a unity of with his surroundings. At that moment the boy spoke:

"I know why you're here, Justin. I know what you've been doing. I know why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night you sit on your daddy. You're looking for it. I know, because I was once looking for the same thing. And when I found, I realized I wasn't really looking for it but what it theorized. It was the proof that droves us mad, its the proof that brought you here and will save us all. When you see it, as I did you will realized its true and pure AWESOMENESS."

At that point the boy disappeared. Justin aproached the book.

It was entitled: "The Question"

He very carefully opened the pages.

There is only one thing inside the book.

"Theorem 1.1.2 (ii)"

Justin did not understand. But it would be a long journey of trials and tribulations before anyone understood. The mystery of Theorem 1.1.2 (ii) would continue forth for at least 15 minutes.